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Pansy Eva Parkinson ([info]forget_martyrs) wrote,
@ 2008-12-05 11:06:00

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Current mood: accomplished

Five
Let the records show that I, Pansy Eva Parkinson, win.

[Private to Slytherins]

It's story time!

Once upon a time there was a weasel. This weasel had a big mouth on her and it bothered just about everyone in the land. Now, sure, there were those that liked to listen to her and even encouraged her outspokenness, but the fact remained that many wished she would shut up. Well, as luck would have it, a serpent decided to take it upon herself to silence the furry beast. She cornered her, taunted her and eventually marked her.

Since the encounter, the weasel has been silent, and everyone in the land rejoices.

The End!

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Does anyone have some particularly strong mouth wash?

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Pansy
[info]ill_faith
2008-12-05 11:34 am UTC (link)
Vicious, vicious girl.

Shall I reward you for your victory?

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Draco
[info]forget_martyrs
2008-12-05 11:41 am UTC (link)
As if I could say no to a reward!

And I am vicious.

But also relaxed.

I win.

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Private.
[info]dracey
2008-12-05 11:37 am UTC (link)
What did you do!

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Private.
[info]forget_martyrs
2008-12-05 11:42 am UTC (link)
I put the Weasel in her place. Didn't you understand the clever metaphors in my story?

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Private.
[info]dracey
2008-12-05 12:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I understood it quite well, I just want the details as to what happened.

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Private.
[info]forget_martyrs
2008-12-05 02:38 pm UTC (link)
She came to me and I humiliated her. It was quite fun.

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Pansy
[info]sameasalways
2008-12-05 04:32 pm UTC (link)
I would have paid in piles of galleons to see that.

I adore you, you do know that right?

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Blaise
[info]forget_martyrs
2008-12-05 05:01 pm UTC (link)
It didn't take much to make her cry. The next time you see her, check out her lips.

I would hope so.

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[info]melanie_m
2008-12-05 04:36 pm UTC (link)
Win? Well that is encouraging.

I don't have mouthwash but I know a really good spell.

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[info]forget_martyrs
2008-12-05 05:02 pm UTC (link)
Share?

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Pansy.
[info]outofyourleague
2008-12-06 06:19 am UTC (link)
I did notice that the little bitch had cut her lip, though I had somewhat hoped that it had been Potter finally snapping. I'm assuming that was your doing? Next time I want a front row seat.

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[info]the_red_queen
2008-12-06 03:52 pm UTC (link)
You do not.

Besides much, when did you develop a thing for kissing girls?

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[info]sameasalways
2008-12-06 08:05 pm UTC (link)
You kissed her?!

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[info]the_red_queen
2008-12-06 08:18 pm UTC (link)
She kissed me.

How do you think she cut my lip?!

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[info]sameasalways
2008-12-06 08:50 pm UTC (link)
I don't see Pansy actually kissing you because she wanted to. You probably did it first.

I thought she hit you.

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[info]the_red_queen
2008-12-06 10:25 pm UTC (link)
No! She came out of nowhere!

She kissed me hard and then bit through my lip! Extremely kinky, and wrong! She needs help.

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[info]sameasalways
2008-12-06 10:28 pm UTC (link)
You poor, poor victim.

Kinky? So you liked it?

Hey, hate sex is extremely fun.

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[info]the_red_queen
2008-12-06 10:33 pm UTC (link)
I DID NOT SAY THAT I LIKED IT! It just was kinky. Especially since she was sitting on me.

WE ARE NOT EVER, EVER, EVER HAVING SEX OF ANY KIND! I would rather skewer myself.

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[info]sameasalways
2008-12-06 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Denial is the first symptom.

It is okay, Weasley. I can see why you would want to keep this to yourself.

I would pay to see it, just so you know.

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Blaise.
[info]outofyourleague
2008-12-07 07:43 am UTC (link)
Did you ever suspect dear little Pansy to harbour such feelings girls?

Interesting.

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Delilah
[info]sameasalways
2008-12-07 10:30 am UTC (link)
I had no idea and she picked the Weaslette to do it with.

Indeed.

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